Posted 1 year ago
That moment when you’re reading a book and you read a sentence that contains the title
Posted 1 year ago
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Happy memorial day!
Posted 1 year ago
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Posted 1 year ago
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
